pick up line: please
so if you wanna piss off your parents,
date me to scare them
show them you’re all grown up
if long hair and tattoos are what attracts you
baby then you’re in luck
and i know it’s just a phase
you’re not in love with me
you wanna piss off your parents baby
you wanna piss off your parents,
that’s alright with me
I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER
one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
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